1) I would like to scream really loudly on my very quiet office floor.
2) I want to buy a plane ticket leaving tonight to a place my finger lands on a globe.
3) I will make you my best-est friend if you brought me my favorite Starbucks latte.
4) I wish life would just take a 10-minute smoke break, giving me a second to breathe freely.
Seeing my mood?
Ah, but it’s Monday!